Also, I am now using a different one of your many shampoos and conditioners for every day that you're gone to a) see what it'll do to my hair (hypothesis: nothing) and b) smell like you until you come back to me for maximal creepiness.
If you reply to this publicly, I will laugh SO hard.
I feel obligated to reply to this publicly :D
Please use all of my shampoos. Especially the one for blondes (because, you know, you need to bring out the gold highlights in your inky, inky hair).